'Male Power' is the new delicious milk drink that has proven a big success across the globe. But what makes it so special? Why, it's the secret ingredient of course!

But what is the secret ingredient, where does it come from? It's a highly classified secret that the manufacturers, Thurman Industries, keep tightly under wraps. All they'll say when pressed is that the ingredient is all natural, and harvested humanely from its source.

Whatever may be in it, 'Male Power' has proven a massive hit with male consumers, with huge sales since its launch 10 months ago. Have you tried it yet?

P.S: Conspiracy theories that the ingredient is semen acquired by milking a huge herd of hypnotically enslaved male captives are of course utterly ridiculous and completely unsubstantiated...