Do you have a problem that nothing seems to fix? Are you in need of an unorthodox solution? Maybe we’re the business who can help!

We here at Wholesale Hypnosis can help you resolve a variety of issues, problems and obstacles. Many of our customers are surprised at just how many solutions we can offer through the application of our advanced hypnosis and mind control techniques.

But thinking outside the box is what we do best! Our elite team of mind control and brainwashing specialists are standing by to assist you in whatever creative way they can.

Now, some may see what we do as unethical, wrong, perhaps even evil. But in today’s world such concepts are all relative and our advice is to not let it bother you. If it continues to worry you, we do offer a short hypnosis session to wipe away those concerns, free of charge!

So, whether you need a troublesome enemy to become a friend, have a group of people you need to convince that you’re right, or just want to fulfil a power-fantasy and have lots of people adore you. We can make it happen!

If you’re not sure if we can help, why not take advantage of our free consultation offer? Free of charge, our team will examine your problem and if we can’t find a solution using our expertise, you won’t owe us a penny!

And to put your mind at rest, we solemnly swear we will not brainwash you and make you a loyal servant of our CEO and use you and whatever job you hold to help further his plans of world domination. Plans that he most definitely does NOT have. We promise!

But don’t take our word for it regarding the quality of our services. Just read some of customer testimonials:

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Hi, I used the services of Wholesale Hypnosis to fight off a hostile takeover of my company. The company I had founded and built up with my own hard work. Or rather, the hard work of my employees who I did my best not to pay properly while giving myself a huge salary. But hey, that’s just the way everyone operates, right? So why should this wolf be any different?

Anyway, the wonderful specialists at Wholesale Hypnosis worked wonders with my problem. They managed to brainwash the head of my rival company, a gorgeously handsome young bull, so now he’s my best friend and secret lover.

Which is a little weird, as I don’t remember being gay before… but it doesn’t matter. What matters is that I enjoy meeting my guy regularly for intense sex sessions, where we take turns tying each other up and fucking each other senseless.

And most important of all, we are both definitely NOT now both loyal brainwashed minions of the Wholesale Hypnosis CEO. They would never do that to their customers.

So, I of course heartily recommend their services!

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I contacted Wholesale Hypnosis for help after my whole friends group turned on me, when all I did was made a few little mistakes like, sleeping with several of their partners and conning them all out of various large amounts of money.

They worked a miracle and hypnotized them all into forgiving me. Now we’re all the best of friends again, and this fox gets to spend all his free time happily doing whatever they want, cleaning, cooking, sexual favours, they name it, I’ll do it with a smile on my face.

I mean, I’m sure I was too much of a selfish asshole of a fox before to do anything like that…. But it’s probably nothing to worry about. Wholesale Hypnosis can be trusted after all and definitely did NOT install me and my friends with the desire to be utterly obedient to their CEO, they just would just never do that.

Wholesale Hypnosis is a great service!

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Wholesale Hypnosis came to my aid when I needed help with my unruly neighbours. And by neighbours, I mean everyone in my neighbourhood.

They just didn’t seem to understand that as president of the local home owners association, I had to strictly enforce the rules, as well as set new ones for the benefit of all. Okay, so maybe some of the rules were purely for my benefit and enhance my enjoyment of having power over my neighbours, but hey, that’s just one of the perks of the job, right?

But did anyone get that? No, it was just constant complaints about how unfair and unreasonable a badger I was.

But not anymore! Thanks to the guys from Wholesale Hypnosis doing some kind of mass-mind control thing, all my neighbours are now happy and content with me serving as their HOA president. And serve them I do, in anyway they desire, no matter how kinky or perverse, this badger is happy to do it.

Huh? I don’t know why saying that, something perfectly normal and right, made me feel concerned… Probably nothing, after all, Wholesome Hypnosis is completely trustworthy and definitely did NOT brainwash me and the entire neighbourhood into secretly being their CEO’s devoted minions.

They are a great business I would recommend to everyone!

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And there you have it, just a few of our many satisfied customers.

So, if you have a problem and think there’s even a chance that Wholesale Hypnosis might help, get in touch now! Visit our website (which we promise is completely free of subliminal hypnotic images), or give us a call (guaranteed to have zero subliminal audio signals), and let us help you to a great outcome! That we promise will absolutely NOT involve you being brainwashed as well!

Wholesale Hypnosis: We’re here to hypnotize your problems away!